Dearest Readers!
I am so e x a s p e r a t e d to find that the
Evansville, South Dakota Volunteer Fire
Department Symphony Orchestra
has m a n d a t o r i l y decided
to perform the cacophoneuous
gross concertoes of the
Alfred Schnittke.
What is wrong
with the pomp and fireplace
of Elgar? Or a rousting rendition of
John Williams scores? The Conductor of the
Symphony promised us Scheherazade and
Paganini's Violin Concerto Number One.
I did not purchase my season tickets
to the ESDVFDSO to be treated to a
b a r r a g e o f m u s i c .
This Schnittke is
hurting my
ears.
Help Me.